#10 - Perfume Adverts

Filmed in Black and White, a woman runs down a beach in the middle of a rain storm, her white cotton dress clings to her body, she falls to the ground but yet her make up and hair is still immaculate, she looks at the camera, puts a finger to her lips and goes "Shhhh". Cut to an ornate bottle slowly rising out of the sand...

Voice Over: "Pretentious" By Calvin Klein

The sad thing is, some one would buy it.

Each and every year they grow more numerous, each and every year they look more stylish, and each and every year they become more bat-poop insane.

What do these ads have to do with trying to sell you chemicals made from rhino horns, pulled out tiger teeth and the glands of a chameleon mixed with chocolate truffles, ground into a liquid that you spay to stop you smelling bad?

Heres my idea for a perfume advert if I got my way...

White backdrop, an ornate bottle is stood on a table, camera zooms in on it.

Voice Over: "Awesomeness" By Adam Malone... Buy it and you won't smell like crap.


...I would make millions.